This is me, laid bare. Don't poke too hard.
Hey All,
OK, I've succumbed to the pressure. I'll write... just to let you know, though, that I did try writing a few days ago to describe my weekend, but it crashed, and as my weekend was fun, but not so entertaining for you all, I wasn't in the mood to type it all again. It wasn't up to standard. And since people have responded in favour of my little headlines thing, and since it saves me a lot of time typing, I think I'll do it now.
Geert Agrees To Disclose Information About His Weekend
Geert, despite assuring that his weekend was not too interesting, did consent to divulge a few details for the press. As it turns out, and to no surprise, he went out drinking on Friday night, reuniting with Sydney (among others) for the first time since summer started, but he seemed unwilling to go into details. He does admit, however, to getting quite drunk and doing some silly things, including, but not limited to, losing his beloved Zippo lighter, a memento from his time in the United States of Travesty, knocking over a beer glass and thoroughly soaking Zack, who had this to say "fucking hell, man..." before forgiving Geert, as it is just something that Geert does. After returning home, they both sat down (although Geert lay on the couch at some point) to watch Zoolander, which, in their intoxicated state, seemed even funnier than usual. Saturday was less wild, Geert met up again with Sydney and went to see a movie, which he deemed "not really worth mentioning" and sharing dinner on the beach. He only remained in Cascais for a short while after Sydney left, then joined Dan and Dan in the Blue Room when they too arrived home. Somehow he made it home.
Lunch With Mother Sorts Out Most Of Life's Troubles
On Monday, Geert and his mother, Anneke, went to dinner up at the Moinho in Azoia for their semi-regular check up on each other. Through many hours of conversation, an extension of one the previous day, Anneke realised that Geert needed to relax, and decided to relax the working schedule and once again offer him the chance to leave school, which he declined with a heavy heart and some heavy words. This lunch gave Geert a chance to think about the future, and has decided that, in his gap year, he intends to live and work in The Netherlands, his as yet un-lived-in home, to learn Dutch and how to roll a killer joint. He says, "I only want to make Zack proud"
Italy Offers Refuge To Stressed Teens
In an effort to clear their minds of all troubles of school, under the premise of helping get some work done, the mothers of Ruben, Zack and Geert (Marianne, Linda and Anneke, respectively) and their respective husbands, have decided that a bried stay in Italy with a mutual family friend before getting back into the hell that is school would provide the children with a chance to get their minds and priorities in check, and hopefull get some work done, especially Geert, who as yet has done what he describes as "squat". Although Zack requires some convincing, as he is the only one who fully recognises the after effects of ditching school, Geert feels confident that he can sway the sheep.
Recent Polls Show That Geert Is Not Hot... That Or The World Is A Mean Place
In a lame attempt at humour and relief of boredom (failed on two accounts) Geert posted a photograph of himself on the acclaimed site
HotorNot.com. Despite the link on his site offering no more information than "Click 10 .:. You Know You Want To", the masses have spoken loud and clear, and have said "No!". No to what is still in question. The photo has also been called "gay". But then so has Geert. Despite the inserting of a new photo, which he was told was a nicer picture of himself, his approval rating has dropped by some 12%, with a rating of only 7.7. Geert is confident, however, that the low score is only due to what he calls "meanies", who all gave him a score of 1. Despite this, however, Geert claims that he will not be removing the link from his site within the next day or so, depending on how lazy he is, because accessing the template code is, in his own words, "a bitch and a half". His fans, both of them, believe that his lower score is only a temporary thing, and are pressing for a recount. So far the Supreme Court has yet to rule.
Well, I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed missing out on what is apparantly much needed beauty sleep. It's now a quarter past five in the morning, and I want to sleep... I seem to be developing insomnia. Must be from watching Fight Club and Lost In Translation too many times, and the fact that both films feature insomnia has rubbed off on me. Fkin movies...
Anyway, short but sweet goodbye. First, Welcome Back to Sydney and Noelle, who is convinced that I hate her. Well done... also, I enjoy the banterings in the chatterbox, keep 'em coming. due to the massive amounts of porn on my computer, I have trouble leaving notes of my own, so I guess I'll be a little silent there. Also, in response to Tyler's little question: to put pictures on your site, upload them onto the net using an image hoster like
TinyPic.com. Take the URL that is offered, and use that in your post. The HTML will be recognised, and your photo will be up. Feel free to ask more if anything is unclear. And to Kalex, welcome again to Portugal. You must be going to some wierd places in Cascais, because I have yet to meet a shop person who will admit to being able to speak english. Let me know if you need any help with suggestions of things to do in Cascais.
and finally, because I haven't done it in a while, I thought I'd give you a quote to work on. it's easy, don't worry. first to get it wins their Warhol-approved 15 minutes of fame.
