Welcome to my cosy little attic. I hope you feel at home. Feel free to navigate. I hope my insanity is catching. Comments are more than welcome.
What's Up (so don't ask)
30/10/04 The Dude left us - RIP
15/03/05 I turn 18... start counting my grey hairs
16/05/05 Last Exam. Forever, I hope.
21/05/05 Jack Johnson Concert - KickAss
25/05/05 I graduate... maybe
07/06/05 Kaz turns 18. About time bro.
For you sick minded readers, I don't mean oral in a sexual way. That's just wrong. It's a sin and all, you know?
Thank God I'm an Athiest...
Anyway, English A1 HL Orals are today... and do I feel ready? Nope. I really should've read Hamlet... by Shakespeare. I hear it's good, and since I might get a passage from it, some knowledge could help. This is what I know:
Some chap sees some ghost... and then dies. Three hours later. Fascinating stuff, no?
Or Seamus Heaney... the Leprechaun of Poetry. I mean... you follow the rainbow, read all the lines, and you expect him to make sense. No pot of gold. Nothing but bogs, squelching and some metaphor about how he's the greatest coz he's a poet.
Or Eliot. The TS variety, not the George. What... the hell... is that about? If it's not yellow, it's a cat. Or its something yellow that acts like a cat. Preludes that prelude nothing. A Love Song about hatred, where there is no object for the love. Pah. Pretentious prick.
I'm playing. I do know Hamlet slightly better than that (he fucks his mother), Heaney does make some sense (it's about bogs) and Eliot I grew to like (he hates life... and his wife had some nasty problems).
For those who have no idea how this could possibly be funny, such as Bubs (clever clogs), these are literary jokes. You must have read some of these things to find it remotely amusing, or, in Bubs' situation, you must read in the first place.
Well, I'm pretending now that I'm going to go study for my Orals, but heck, you know me better than that.
My favourite is Sylvia - "Hi, i'm 30 and I've tried to commit suicide 3 times, how cool am I, eh? I think I may be Lazerus. Anyhow, last time I tried I falied so now these scary tulips are staring at me.... life sucks."
